dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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