at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
