that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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