i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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