I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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