It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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