I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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