no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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