just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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