this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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