I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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