he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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