okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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