My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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