I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
