Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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