Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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