I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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