I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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