at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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