You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I touched a dick in church today
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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