i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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