How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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