At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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