# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
