Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
