Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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