the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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