I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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