how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye