Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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