wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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