take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you didnt know i had herpes?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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