no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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