And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Is Oprah even human
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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