whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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