oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize