Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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