Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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