Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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