She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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