He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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