I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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