i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
we should paint friendship bongs
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