love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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