Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
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