What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My ass is underappreciated
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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