Little spoons don't ask big questions
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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