Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
