my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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