If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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