she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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