wanna go halves on a baby?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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