I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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