I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
