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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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