Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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